Hi, I’m Daphne. I’m here because I want to be. (And really—doesn’t every woman dream of being whisked away by an ultra-successful man she sees only a handful of times a month?)

Those who know me best would describe me as compassionate, driven, and independent. And silly. Very, very silly.

I crave deep fulfillment in my day-to-day, often found in life’s simplest moments. You know, smelling every rose in sight. Petting all the doggies.

My sense of humor? Slightly twisted. My favorite pastime? Catching people off guard and watching their reactions like performance art. (Fitting, since I have a background in it.)

If you like your beauty with a little bite and some mischief behind the smile..

We’ll get along just fine.


Objects of Affection

  • A good, hard laugh
  • Grapefruit mimosas
  • Long walks. Like…really long. The kind that lead to newfound realizations about oneself.
  • Feel-good music. Anything from No Doubt to Thomas Rhett.
  • Quality time..good conversation with good company.
  • Warm beaches..please oh please!
  • Red wine. Full bodied cab’s to the front of the line.
  • Women. Yum.

Essence & Embodiment

  • Cute with an edge. Think…Barbie and Trent Reznor’s love child
  • “Actually genuinely cool”..the kind of compliment you pay forward when someone sincerely surprises you.
  • Short. Under 5”5. 115lbs. Late 20’s.
  • American born, European roots. College Educated.
  • Dazzling smile, infectious laugh.